AWESOME! Super-Lizards and Super-Snakes! This is going to make a great movie! Kind of like this one:
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
"So why do you want to be a model again? For Jesus." OR "We're going to save the world!" OR "I'm only getting loving-er"
Just watched the premiere of America's Next Top Model Cycle 13, oh no, sorry, Le Cycle 13, since Tyra is choosing to speak with a French accent throughout the episode for some bizarre, unknown reason. Every time a new season is about to start I always plan on watching and promptly forget until one day when I'm home doing 6 loads of laundry and they're running an ANTM marathon on TV.
So I finally got with the program and watched. Online. A few days after it aired.
Holy Crap is this an amazing show.
Tyra: NUTS! I love her!
And then there's all these awesome girls!
Like Amber, who, unfortunately, had to drop out "for personal reasons" before the show even started. She loves Jesus, so much in fact, that she wants to be a model for him because he wants her to save the world. She booty dances for the homeless on Friday nights. She is like a virgin because she hasn't had sex for two years. And she has the CRAZIEST catwalk and poses!
Then there's my other favorite: Nicole. She takes a rusted wheelbarrow to school instead of a backpack. Because she was into William Carlos Williams? She's quiet and completely emotionless (except for when the giant stretch SUV limo pulled up and J popped his head out the window). Also, her nickname was Bloody Eyeball (look for the explanation of that around 1:41).
My last favorite is Laura. Not 'cause she has any sort of crazy, but because she's from a farm in the South and she's just fucking awesome. She castrates bulls for a living and says it with such a sweet Southern accent!
And this "upper middle-class girl" may be nice and all (since at the age of 19 she has already lived on a sheep farm somewhere, and then spent 3 months backpacking through the South Pacific and - oh no! - had to buy herself a plane ticket to Chicago for the casting with her dad's credit card since she currently lives in Costa Rica. Oh, the lives of the rich are so difficult! The conundrums!) but I just can't stomach the waves of rich hippie rolling off of her.
God, I'm such a hater.
So I finally got with the program and watched. Online. A few days after it aired.
Holy Crap is this an amazing show.
Tyra: NUTS! I love her!
And then there's all these awesome girls!
Like Amber, who, unfortunately, had to drop out "for personal reasons" before the show even started. She loves Jesus, so much in fact, that she wants to be a model for him because he wants her to save the world. She booty dances for the homeless on Friday nights. She is like a virgin because she hasn't had sex for two years. And she has the CRAZIEST catwalk and poses!
Then there's my other favorite: Nicole. She takes a rusted wheelbarrow to school instead of a backpack. Because she was into William Carlos Williams? She's quiet and completely emotionless (except for when the giant stretch SUV limo pulled up and J popped his head out the window). Also, her nickname was Bloody Eyeball (look for the explanation of that around 1:41).
My last favorite is Laura. Not 'cause she has any sort of crazy, but because she's from a farm in the South and she's just fucking awesome. She castrates bulls for a living and says it with such a sweet Southern accent!
And this "upper middle-class girl" may be nice and all (since at the age of 19 she has already lived on a sheep farm somewhere, and then spent 3 months backpacking through the South Pacific and - oh no! - had to buy herself a plane ticket to Chicago for the casting with her dad's credit card since she currently lives in Costa Rica. Oh, the lives of the rich are so difficult! The conundrums!) but I just can't stomach the waves of rich hippie rolling off of her.
God, I'm such a hater.
Monday, September 14, 2009
"Miami Man Loses His Manhood and Fights Back in Court"
There's all sorts of things that are wrong wrong wrong about this article. Feel free to count them up like a Highlights magazine all on your own.
Life During Wartime
So this new movie that just premiered in the Venice Film Festival, Life During Wartime, is supposed to be good and is set in Miami, although ACTUALLY filmed in Puerto Rico (WTF?).
It's sort of a sequel to Happiness and also involves Welcome to the Dollhouse neither of which I've seen. And the way it's described is interesting, but I couldn't watch even a minute of this making-of video which features the director because he's so damn boring to listen to, so I don't know what that means for the movie. Maybe his movies should just be seen but he should not be heard? Somebody else watch it and let me know.
It's sort of a sequel to Happiness and also involves Welcome to the Dollhouse neither of which I've seen. And the way it's described is interesting, but I couldn't watch even a minute of this making-of video which features the director because he's so damn boring to listen to, so I don't know what that means for the movie. Maybe his movies should just be seen but he should not be heard? Somebody else watch it and let me know.
You can find so much happiness in a 99cent
Thank you, Jezebel, for making us aware of the 99cent weddings!
Initially this woman was identified as being homeless and participating in this special 99cent wedding sponsored by the 99cent store. AWESOME.
Turns out she's not homeless though. Whoops.
99cent wedding? Still awesome though.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Dedicated to the South Florida Wildlife
Was anyone aware that while the Cat Killer has been getting all the press when it comes to animal murder, someone has been going around killing horses?? They think someone is killing them for their meat ... gruesome pictures here.
Also, looks like the Lincoln Road rooster guy is getting help from Miami Beach mayor Mattie Bower. He was told that he'd have to get rid of Mr. Clucky and Mr. Clucky's girlfriend Wallflower after complaints from neighbors about the crowing. I have it on good authority that he's packed up and left town for a little while, rooster and hen in tow, but in the meantime, the Mayor has asked the city to make an exception for when he comes back.
So the above happened a long time ago, but I never heard about it. CRAZY!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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