Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts

This woman:



leads a charmed life that involves waking up and sliding off Frette sheets (a fitted sheet, top sheet and two shams will cost $1700. Oh yes, I looked it up, because I had never heard of it, but figured it must be expensive if the NY Times finds it to be such an important detail that it must be mentioned.), going to the beach, eating granola, writing a book, having lunches that involve scallops so good and fresh they're "poetic," running and dancing, I'm sorry, booty shaking, with her friends for some fishermen, boating, eating dinner while wearing Prada platforms, having bonfires with her friends, and taking baths with rose-scented candles and an un-boyfriend.

What does she DO in order to be able to live this (arguably) perfect lifestyle? Why, she teaches women to "actualize [their] full-throttle power and life force"! Of course! You too can skip around the beach shaking your booty in Prada platforms if you first give Mama Gena, sorry, invest $4950 (for four weekends) and enroll in Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts. So you can learn to be a woman.

Is it just me, or does it all sound a little too much like You're Pretty Cosmetics (you are watching Weeds, aren't you?) ...



Maybe I could start a branch of MGSWA down here and add a little something extra, like Celia?

And, um, just cause Nancy Botwin is awesome ...