I have a visible tattoo that is in another language. It has a lot of meaning for me and comes with a whole story that I don't necessarily feel like sharing all the time. And I definitely don't feel like sharing with patrons at work.
So today, when this creepy guy asked me what it meant, I told him "happy hour" (the tattoo has two words), thinking anyone would think that's so stupid that I either must be pretty inane OR I must be bullshitting them because I don't want to talk about it.
Apparently, that was too subtle, because he took me seriously and asked me out to happy hour at the Catalina.
Anyone have any suggestions for what I should tell patrons in the future??
Thanks.
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Say it's a gps/code the police use to track you, or that the aliens put it on you when you were abducted. Or, it's ancient Greek for: fuck off, you fucking loser.
ReplyDeleteHow bout just, "It's ancient Greek for, I'm Married, Don't You See The Ring Asshole?!"
ReplyDeleteyour momma
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